Club Illusions is a full on premise club with 7 play rooms, including an outdoor play area under the stars. 2 floors of fun with DJ, fantastic lighting, bartender, free set ups for your drinks, Single Females no cover. Lifetime membership required for all- one time fee of $30. 7090 rt 35 NORTH Sayreville nj 08879 UPSTAIRS FROM CLUB XXXV GENTLEMANS CLUB. ENTER FROM BACK OF BUILDING. Saturdays are couples and single females only. Snacks served all night.

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Address7090 RT. 35 NO, Laurence Harbor, 08879
Laurence Harbor, United States 08879

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Alcohol Sold, Food Available, On Premises, Dance Floor, Fetish Room, Outside Area, Massage Area, Sauna, Jacuzzi, Swimming Pool, Smoking Area, Private Rooms, Private Lockers, All Inclusive, BYOB, Dark Room, Glory Hole


Mon Closed
Tue Closed
Wed Closed
Thu Closed
Fri 9pm – 3am 40usd 0usd 70usd
Sat 9pm – 3am 40usd 0usd
Sun 8pm – 12am 40usd 0usd 70usd
Membership is $30.00 usd per year.


Rating: 2

This palce does have a large outdoor area where there is no heat or A/C. The private areas are anything but, with shower curtains at best. But, all that was okay until we went downstairs to use the restroom, which is next to a gogo/nude dance bar. The bouncer told hubby he was not allowed to wait outside the restroom for me and had to either go into the dance club or back upstairs. He was actually nasty about it and we decided that was enough and left, never to return. There are plenty of other places, most not far away.

Dec 3 2014 1:25PM

Rating: 10

#1 illusions located upstairs from strip club. You must enter through back of building. #2 Entire place air conditioned except obviously the outside deck area. #3 clean sheets are on all the beds folded and clearly seen. Hampers in room and new sheets come out after each playtime. # 4 owner’s gladly refund $$ if someone is unhappy. #4 club is clearly advertised as a local, naughty neighborhood swing club like a cheers u can play in. #5 club is more casual and that’s why regulars come back over and over. Not everyone likes the posh clubs that cost a fortune. #6 best personnel is here. No one is ever left out and ignored. #7 wipes are near strip pole for disinfecting. #8 someone has major anger issues writing that false review.

Aug 3 2013 4:50PM

Rating: 1

We wanted to try this club since its closer to home. Our first impression was that the outside of the place look like a dumpster. We asked if we could take a look before paying, but they didn’t let us in, the person in the entrance said that it was a clean and luxurious place inside. We paid $70 even though our senses were telling us to leave as fast as we could. The first area of the second floor don’t even have air conditioning! There are a few tvs (showing an UFC fight!) and beds there. The next area is the dance floor and bar. There is no dress code (people were wearing shorts, bandanas, sandals, and some of them looked like they needed to take a bath). The owners/hosts are very nice and welcoming people (but even she said that the “club” was a dive). We didn’t see one towel or sheet around. There was a corner that was “used as storage/lockers”. It seems more like a friends get together in a house than a club that you pay to go to. We we there for a few hours to see if something was going to happen or anyone was bringing towels or anything. The only thing that happened was some girls dancing on the pole that was not even cleaned between each “performance “. We were not going to do anything in a place that looks like a dump and people that go around with it. We had been in other clubs and would never never never go back to this ugly and dirty place.

Jul 7 2013 4:38PM

Rating: 10

Super friendly group of people. Fun no pressure environment. Clean play rooms.
Very night club feel. Great dance music.

Jun 13 2013 12:57PM


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